May 2011
3 posts
March 2010
7 posts
Say Goodnight and Go
fishcanflytoo:
If you live in Japan, You’re Japanese.
If you live in Canada, You’re gonna freeze.
If you live in a plastic house, You’ll never die in a fire.
If you work in television, You’re a fucking liar.
Bonus Bradley Points if you can tell me who that is by.
NO GOOGLE! >:O
Some band called randy’s hot or some shit. I heard someone singing that just like a week ago. I was...
I've become obsessed with driving.
paintmewithcolor:
roblovesyou:
paintmewithcolor:
I think I can tackle I-95 again. (:
That’s the easiest place to drive! No turns, no stops, just straight. I don’t see why everyone is afraid of it.
It’s one of the most dangerous highways in the US.
and there are tons of cars.
<3 5PM traffic. ftw.
Speeding + Cutting people off = funnest place to drive. Rob Goldman, making the world...
I've become obsessed with driving.
paintmewithcolor:
I think I can tackle I-95 again. (:
That’s the easiest place to drive! No turns, no stops, just straight. I don’t see why everyone is afraid of it.
Piss Haiku
I feel it coming I run as fast as I can My leg is now wet.
February 2010
5 posts
"The Office" theme song just always makes me feel...
(via sarrrrraah) You read my mind
reblog if your a straight QT just so i know(:
fishcanflytoo:
(via johnnalovesyou)
I got the first part, down solid. The second part, is iffy
GAH
POST
for you, saraahhh
fuckyeahkayla:
Why I would like to attend the College Academy I have lived on a plan my entire life: I asked for a file cabinet for Christmas at age eleven; a dry erase board at fourteen. Hopping from one scheduled activity to the next, I carried no qualms about my formulated existence until I enrolled in Saint Thomas Aquinas High School. There, some of the hardest questions a teenager should...
January 2010
14 posts
ups -I had ice cream. Twas tasty. -I spent an hour daydreaming. Literally.
-Drained the main vein. Shit was so cash.
downs -I can’t decide who I like… People think it’s weird to like more than one person, but I do, sadly. -Didn’t do my homework.
you have no idea
what I am like.
why don’t you ask? http://www.formspring.me/robgoldman
I just want someone
Someone to love someone just for me someone who wont reject me someone who won’t tell me I’m weird when I speak my mind someone who doesn’t care that I’m not normal like everyone else
someone who knows me. but no one knows the real me. no one.
FORMSPRING ME
http://www.formspring.me
i was clearly not meant to be an athlete
fuckyeahkayla:
roblovesyou:
fuckyeahkayla:
making a promise to myself that i’m exercising every day ‘til spring break, and giving up chocolate for lent. this isn’t about weight, it’s about health: if i don’t get in shape now, it’s downhill for the rest of my life
No it’s not
i ran around the block this morning. it took four minutes, and i was short of breath for ten minutes after =...
i was clearly not meant to be an athlete
fuckyeahkayla:
making a promise to myself that i’m exercising every day ‘til spring break, and giving up chocolate for lent. this isn’t about weight, it’s about health: if i don’t get in shape now, it’s downhill for the rest of my life
No it’s not
“BRO I HEARD YOUR DICK IS HUGE”
– Anonymous (Via Formspring, The Internet)
See that post right below me?
BOOM. I drew that shit. Sarah isn’t even phased by that fire breathing dino.
Oh yeah. Hi.
Haven’t posted on tumblr since I got my computer wiped. i’m so bored please ask me things. http://www.formspring.me/robgoldman
I just downed an 8oz can of tea in one minute....
(via orbitingfun) Did that shit with a gallon of milk in a half hour. Talk about dying.
December 2009
2 posts
MONSTER + STARBUCKS = HEART ATTACK
(via sunbeendownfordays)
Monster=Heart attack
Starbucks=Homosexual
Had to unfollow melissa
too many posts :/
November 2009
36 posts
1 tag
EXCITED!
paintmewithcolor:
tomorrow morning.
i am getting my permit.
FINALLY!
i know it’s super late, but HEY, FREEDOM.
Have fun making your parents nervous as hell.
(via fishcanflytoo) ITS THE FIRST THING IN MY...
this weekend
paintmewithcolor:
was interesting:
fights. fights. fights.
NEW MOON<3
date with my sister.
peace
galleria mall
apple store
flannel
last weekend before break
no stress
my dad has already started to listen to christmas music in the car and its been cheering me up lately for the upcoming season. We’ve decided that we are gonna get out tree hopefully next weekend. Everything’s coming up...
Today, I was walking in the hallway while I...
(via sunbeendownfordays)
The dean would SO do that
Shut up woman get on my horse. →
The men's rules.
Women have constant lists about men, but now its about time we bitch back. We have one rule. 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don’t try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the...
I can only breathe out of one side of my nose
sarrrrraah:
SuUuuUuPpPEeRrr attractive ;)
I have never on my entire life been able to breathe out of both sides. not even exaggerating.
“It was long and wide”
– Mrs. Chebate (via sunbeendownfordays)
-Mrs. Chebat*
No, it wasn't awkward until you said, "This is...
sunbeendownfordays:
When forensic related things don’t go right, it adjitates me till no end and will, without fail, push me into a bad mood. [as if I wasn’t already for no reason]
Today was a good day! The morning was anyway. ♥ The rest of the day was pretty chill. I’m just waiting for the weekend because I need it bad.. kinda haha Raivy’s birthday is my high light, but I also get to do...
Rob!
sunbeendownfordays:
*Goldman!
everytime i write your last name i almost write one of them and then write the other because i think i’m wrong and end up right in the end!! I’M SO SORRY!!! Y_Y
Lol it’s ok I’m sure I’ve spelled perrodin wrong at least once. (lol jk I never spell things wrong)
On the waves that kiss our feet
sunbeendownfordays:
This is a city for not sleeping; The clocks are set by feel At this moment, from where I sit, none of it seems real Don’t cry I’ll bring this home to you, If I can make this night light enough to move
Tonight was so much fun. Eveyone had such a great time. My dad i could tell was a little uncomfortable, but Bryan didn’t care and that’s really awesome. I get out of my car...
Today, my friend and I changed our contact info in...
(via sunbeendownfordays) I DONT GET WHY IT MEANS MY LIFE IS AVERAGE SHOULD BE MY LIFE IS AWESOME THAT IS AWESOME AWESOME